Nora Driscoll “I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.” Mark Twain |
Lynne Martin "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks she can get me five." Steven Wright |
Christopher Tully "If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader." Thomas S Foley |